"Clifford: Your ass is grass, and I’m the lawnmower."
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"Clarence Pool: I always said, you know, if, if I ever, I - had to fuck a guy? I mean, had to ‘cause like, my life depended on it? I’d fuck Elvis."
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"Dr. Gregory House:I’m dead, Wilson. How do you want to spend you last five months?"
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"Krapotkin: [think a few seconds] PC or MAC?"
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"Leonard Zelig: I would like to apologize to everyone. I… I’m awfully sorry for, for marrying all those women. It just, I don’t know, it just seemed like the thing to do."
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"[Zelig thinks he’s a psychiatrist.]
Leonard Zelig: I worked with Freud in Vienna. We broke over the concept of penis envy. Freud felt that it should be limited to women."
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"Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!"
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"Mr. Pink: I don’t tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I’ll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it’s for the birds. As far as I’m concerned, they’re just doing their job."
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"Gil: You can fool me, but you cannot fool Ernest Hemingway!"
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"- Buy you a drink?
- Yeah. But you can’t sleep with me.
- Why’s that?
- ‘Cause I’m with the guy over there.
- That bald one?
- He’d let you buy me a drink, but sex is completely out of the question. Still want to buy me that drink?
- No."
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(Source: script-o-rama.com)
"
PRECIOUS: I was born in November…far as I
know.
MARY:Yeah yeah thas right. My little
Scorpio chile! Scorpio’s crafty.
―
(Source: imsdb.com)
"Anna:What’s her name?
Neville:Marley.
Anna:It’s a beautiful name.
Neville:Yeah. We named her after Bob Marley.
Anna: Who?
Neville:Uh, the singer.
Anna:Damian?
Neville:Uh, his father.You don’t recognize that?
Anna:Mm-mm."
― I Am Legend
(Source: script-o-rama.com)
"Dr. Jessica Adams: We see people with disabilities all the time, but seeing and understanding are not the same.
Dr. Robert Chase: Are you talking to me, or writing a Facebook post?"
― House s08e14
(Source: imdb.com)
"Michael Dorsey: You should have seen the look on her face when she thought I was a lesbian.
George Fields: “Lesbian”? You just said gay.
Michael Dorsey: No, no, no - SANDY thinks I’m gay, JULIE thinks I’m a lesbian.
George Fields: I thought Dorothy was supposed to be straight?
Michael Dorsey: Dorothy IS straight. Tonight Les, the sweetest, nicest man in the world asked me to marry him.
George Fields: A guy named Les wants YOU to marry him?
Michael Dorsey: No, no, no - he wants to marry Dorothy.
George Fields: Does he know she’s a lesbian?
Michael Dorsey: Dorothy’s NOT a lesbian."
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"Sister Aloysius Beauvier: Maybe we’re not supposed to sleep so well."
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